her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Randomize