Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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