1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Randomize
