Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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