Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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