he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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