You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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