well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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