Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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