Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
