It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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