My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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