Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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