I haven't been this sober since birth.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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