Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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