Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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