I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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