at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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