I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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