you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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