yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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