i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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