what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
