Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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