i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
