I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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