I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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