Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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