and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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