you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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