god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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