I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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