This is not my ceiling
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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