I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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