Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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