Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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