I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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