i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
there was a trapeze. enough said
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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