Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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