He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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