One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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