he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
im holly from the hills drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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