I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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