I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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