so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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