Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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