Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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