She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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