your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
