My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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