I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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