one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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