This is not my ceiling
I don't think brook has ever known best
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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