ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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