Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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