Too much gin, very little bucket
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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